on April 22, 2011 by ZooKeeper in Conspiracy Fun, Comments (9)

“Dear China, Did You Really Think You Could Beat us in the Game of Capitalism?”

Understand, one of the major reasons that we have been crippled by China is their refusal to properly revalue their currency. They effective get a 40% discount off the top right away that they should not have. If they did not have this advantage we could make many of the products here, and the items would only cost about 10% more. After this recession, I think most of us would pay the extra 10% to know that the product was creating jobs here.

Recently, the whole world is super bearish on the dollar. It is heading for all time lows. I have even written on the fact that I believe it will implode. However, I realized something; this is the smartest plan ever to knock China right off its high financial horse.

Here is the reason why and please read the whole thing:

If China will not revalue their currency and it is destroying us, we print money until our money is downgraded below by the rest of the world. This will make things really crappy here for a bit, but let me explain why we will win in this.

China needs to be able to export cheap crap to survive. They have 1.2 billion people and if they cannot maintain about 7% growth, their government risks revolution. This is why they crack down so hard on their citizens’ free speech. If 10% of 1.2 billion people get pissed and riot, it becomes uncontrollable.

We will implode first but we have far more natural resources on our own soil to keep us going while the other dominos go. China cannot feed and provide power like we can. We have a ton of crops, 300 years of coal, 250 years of natural gas, and 100 years of oil sands.

When the dollar implodes, China will lose a big customer. All of our bonds they hold go to shit. They can’t threaten us because we have the natural resources to supply our military, which can still whip the shit out of theirs. This won’t be the case in 10 years but we are still far ahead as of now.

When the dollar goes, whether they like it our not, their bills will much higher. They will have to un-peg it because our money will be worth nothing. They currency will become much more valuable if not the temporary world reserve currency. When this happens they can kiss the days of exporting cheap stuff goodbye. Without this ability, they will be screwed. Without their export engine, social instability will quickly set in. Their new capitalist experiment will be ripped apart by voices of decent in their population. At this point they will implode themselves.

They will most likely try to pull military shenanigans at this point against a smaller country for resources and to distract their people. This is where we come in. As the only nation that can beat their ass in a war, the rest of the world forgives our debt if we kick their ass. We go and wipe them up and, bam baby, we are back on top. Just think, why are we so confident as we continue to print all our money? Its part of the plan.

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9 Comments

  1. Gman

    April 22, 2011 @ 11:40 pm

    I think you have underestimated the Chinks.

  2. Chun Chin Chun

    April 22, 2011 @ 11:45 pm

    Wishfull thinking at best

  3. Impressed

    April 22, 2011 @ 11:56 pm

    You may have something here….

  4. Professor Curtis

    April 23, 2011 @ 1:26 am

    I can see the bankruptcy of America. I can see high priced Silver and Gold. I can see a Resource War. I can even see China in a financial reversal. But I cannot see China taking this humiliation on the chin, so to speak. I think that they have a Trump card to play. If they can figure out that not revaluing their currency would damage our society, they most likely have one more card left to play. How does the Radiation coming from Japan figure into your theory in regards to American resources? Thank you for posting your theory!

  5. mikerosss

    April 26, 2011 @ 4:24 am

    found your site on del.icio.us today and really liked it.. i bookmarked it and will be back to check it out some more later

  6. Sau Gambold

    April 27, 2011 @ 8:42 am

    What a great resource!

  7. Calidreamer

    May 30, 2011 @ 9:49 pm

    China has the bomb. China has population to spare. They don’t take humiliation well. The Asian mind is big on getting even. Bad juju.

  8. China Checkmate

    July 20, 2011 @ 5:21 am

    China has unloaded most of their useless US money buying up commodities and the assets of the EU, not to mention Clinton signed away the nation to them in 2008 under eminant domain deal that forfeits everything to them. Checkmate.

  9. tsicby

    July 20, 2011 @ 5:30 am

    Bruce Buena de Mesquita said as much. His calculations are that China implodes in revolution (as it always has throughout history)

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